The age of uninnocence
Because I thrive on these moments when I can embarrass my brother… And while he waits for the actual present to make its way to his part of Asia-Pacific:
- Cheeseball Toadbrains is his alter ego (Vanessa is Squeazit; I am Goober).
- He is also known as Brandon Thirsty.
- He had three girlfriends in kindergarten.
- And we named a lizard in our house after one of them.
- He has a wonderful sense of humour – it constantly disarms me.
- He groped a mannequin’s backside when he was four.
- His Chinese is worse than mine.
- In primary school, he gave himself a haircut that was uneven, ridiculous and too short – Mum could not salvage it.
- He slouches.
- He physically abuses me!
- Most of the time, he lives like a prince.
- He can operate our washing machine, which is knowledge I have not grasped.
- He is a prefect at ACS – could he be more different from his siblings?
- As a child, he walked around the house without any clothes on, like it was no big deal.
- He used to be afraid of watching Scooby-Doo.
- He celebrates his birthday today – HAPPY SWEET SIXTEEN!
Was that Chandler talking in #13?
By the by, iPhone 3.0 keynote in hour and a half. Random shout to a Mac user.
Geoff Liang
March 18, 2009 at 03:33
It was Chandler Bing, although my brother might still catch no ball.
I’ll admit it now, Geoff – I am a sad excuse for a Mac user. 😦
Olivia Q.
March 18, 2009 at 12:46
You’ve lived by yourself all these years and you haven’t figured out #12?
Amy
March 19, 2009 at 00:55
It’s the machine in Singapore! I’d like to think I’m not completely incompetent – I actually do know how to work the one in Sydney.
Olivia Q.
March 19, 2009 at 10:07