What better reason?
Few like memes as much than I do.
- Were you named after anyone?
Not to my knowledge. - When was the last time you cried?
Three days ago. - Do you like your handwriting?
No. I write fugly. - What is your favourite lunch meat?
Chicken (luncheon meat, be damned). - Do you have kids?
No. - If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself?
Yes. - Do you use sarcasm?
Yes, but often with disastrous results that involve crickets chirping overhead. - Do you still have your tonsils?
Yes. - Would you bungee jump?
It ranks high on my ‘bucket list’. - What is your favourite cereal?
I don’t know. - Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
No. - What is your favourite ice cream?
Again, I don’t know. - What is the first thing you notice about people?
Their clothes – in first or last encounters, what they were wearing is all I remember. - Red or pink?
Red. - What is your least favourite thing about yourself?
Stammering and speaking too fast when I’m excited or nervous; my arrogance is a close second. - Whom do you miss most?
No one? That’s not the right answer, is it? - Do you want everyone to complete this meme?
Why not? - What are you listening to now?
The whirring of my fan. - What are your favourite smells?
Coffee, hotel lobbies, Estée Lauder’s White Linen, alcohol on a person’s breath, cigarette smoke on my clothes. - Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
My mother. - Do you like the person who sent this to you?
It’s more of a ‘copy and paste’ initiative, but I do like her. - What are your favourite sports to watch?
Tennis, soccer, American football, baseball, volleyball, cricket (I’m determined to figure it out), extreme winter sports – if you can’t do, watch. - What is your hair colour?
Dark brown. - What is your eye colour?
Black? - Do you wear contact lenses?
No. I had LASIK in 2008. - What is your favourite food?
I don’t have one. - Scary movies or happy endings?
Happily ever after, please and thank you. - What is the last movie you watched?
The Hurt Locker. - What colour is the shirt you’re wearing now?
Army green (with a red star – it’s a Communist China T-shirt). - Summer or winter?
Winter. - Hugs or kisses?
XOXO. - Who is most likely to respond?
Kay-Lene, because her blog needs a break from the melancholy! - Who is least likely to respond?
Too many to count. - What book are you reading now?
I’m struggling to complete three books – Like the Flowing River, My Life in France and Train Man. - What is on your mousepad?
A shark (or a UFO with teeth, apparently). - What did you watch on TV last night?
SportsCenter Asia on ESPN. - The Rolling Stones or The Beatles?
John, Paul, George and Ringo. - What is the furthest you have been from home?
Either Las Vegas, or the Grand Canyon. - Do you have a special talent?
Yes. - Where were you born?
Singapore.
Vigilante
At this point of my life, before I accomplish things meaningful beyond comprehension, only one contribution is significant enough to matter… So to better this world, naturally.
It is my God-given talent that I make any queue in which I am move the slowest. The shortest, the express aisle, the most efficient-looking service person – educated guesses notwithstanding, I ultimately pick the one that takes the longest time. The take-home message, folks: do not, in the name of patience, stand behind me when I’m waiting in line.
By the way, some people do have superpowers, lame or otherwise.