Vigilante
At this point of my life, before I accomplish things meaningful beyond comprehension, only one contribution is significant enough to matter… So to better this world, naturally.
It is my God-given talent that I make any queue in which I am move the slowest. The shortest, the express aisle, the most efficient-looking service person – educated guesses notwithstanding, I ultimately pick the one that takes the longest time. The take-home message, folks: do not, in the name of patience, stand behind me when I’m waiting in line.
By the way, some people do have superpowers, lame or otherwise.
More than the sum of its parts 
Once you master this theory: http://blog.mrmeyer.com/?p=4646 you shall never be the last again. But then again: So the last shall be first, and the first last: for many be called, but few chosen.
waw_rinka
April 9, 2010 at 02:43